NORTHEAST CHAPTER HISTORY REPORT 

What makes 100%?  What does it mean to give more than 100%?  Ever wonder about those people who give more than 100%?  We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give more than 100%.?  Here is a mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions: If you use the following:

A=1, B=2, C=3, D=4, E=5, F=6, G=7, H=8, I=9, J=10, K=11, L=12, M=13, N=14, O=15, P=16, Q=17, R=18, S=19, T=20, U=21, V=22, W=23, X=24, Y=25, Z=26

Then:   H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K 

            8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11= 98%

And:     K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E

            11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5=96%

But       A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E

            1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5=100%

And      B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T

            2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20=103%

And look how far ass kissing will take you.

            A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G

            1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

Now you can conclude with mathematical certainty that while Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close and Attitude will get you there, it is the Bullshit and Ass Kissing that will put you over the top.  You now know why Politicians are where they are.  (Thanks to Eric Edman, Boston Chapter Historian for this mathematical formula)                                                                                                                         

Chapter History & Past Presidents night is planned for December.  The Life Members night is planned for April.  More details will be forthcoming as the dates approach.  It is possible that Society President Chuck Gulledge will be attending one of our meetings. 

Submitted by Chapter Historian,

Stan Westhoff (11/12/20)

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